How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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