Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
They should really pass out barf bags in church
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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