I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Randomize
