I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
