So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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