yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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