Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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