My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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