OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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