I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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