Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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