On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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