I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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