My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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