Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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