Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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