So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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