have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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That's how twitter works, right?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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