just come out here and I will go home with you...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
did i just pee glitter
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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