Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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