I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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