i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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