is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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