Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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