Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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