new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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