spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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