Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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