My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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