I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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