you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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