I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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