I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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