So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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