It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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