You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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