So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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