watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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