nut hugger
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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