After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
All I want is dick and wine.
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