Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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