I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just want to make out with him forever
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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