It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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