So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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