haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
