But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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