so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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