I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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