I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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