Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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