I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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