well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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