just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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