Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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