You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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