Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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